Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges over to his office. It ain't glamorous being the Head Ogre of an ogrecompany. He's got piles of paperwork to deal with, meetings with annoying fairies, and the constant threat of donkey shenanigans.
To top it all off, he's gotta battle the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just lounging in his swamp with a good bowl of mush, but duty calls. He sighs and throws on his power tie. Another day, another dollar.
Swamp Thing Corporate: They Know
Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.
- We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
- It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
- Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.
Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.
Bayou Living > The Grind
Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's cubicle farm . Out here in the bayous , life moves at a more natural flow. You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to hear the birds sing. No boss breathing down your neck out here. Just the rustling reeds and the soft sunlight. It's a simple life , ya know? One you can't find in no suit and tie world .
My Overlord is Farquaad Send Help
This stinks. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I talked back once, and let me tell you, it was a terrible idea. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.
I just need a way out of this. sorry Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.
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* I'm certain he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.
* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.
* Please, someone, come quick!
The OGRE meme Lord
He's a real monster, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes the ogre life. When he's not rocking his massive club, you can catch him spreading laughter online. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a troll.
- The meme game is weak without him
- That sweet, sweet internet validation fuels him
- Don't anger the meme lord
Prepare for the Muck
Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real mess. We're lookin' at intense rain all day in and day out with temperatures in the mid-80s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra protection and a poncho. It might even be good for gettin' that crocodile watchin' in.